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Welcome to the Chaos

Hey, I’m Megan Payne, and this is where I dump my thoughts before they eat me alive. Expect a mix of media analysis, gaming deep dives, and rants about the absurdity of existence—all wrapped in a thin layer of sarcasm and existential dread.

I cover everything from why video games are the superior form of storytelling to how corporate nonsense is slowly eroding my will to live—and sometimes, I just scream into the void about things that shouldn’t be this hard (looking at you, business licenses). If you enjoy critical discussions with a side of dark humor, occasional unhinged rambling, and the comforting realization that we’re all just winging it, welcome home.

Stick around. Or don’t. Nothing is real. 🚀

Saturdays @ 8 AM MST

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About Me

The Payne Behind the Chaos

I'm a writer, storyteller, and aspiring author. Creating worlds and crafting narratives isn't just a passion; it's something I've dedicated myself to, and I'm incredibly proud of it. When I'm not writing, I'm either deep in a video game, obsessing over my latest D&D character, or meticulously organizing something that absolutely does not need to be organized (thanks, OCD). I spent four years in the corporate world, which only reinforced my love for storytelling - because reality is rarely as well-written as fiction. I'm happily married, have two amazing dogs and a surprise hamster. Despite my best efforts, I still fall victim to my ever-growing gaming backlog. If you ever need me, I'm probably in a fantasy world, a game lobby, or overthinking something that happened five years ago. 

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